A very tall ninth grader was acting up in class.

His teacher told him, “Act your age, not your shoe size.”

The boy looked down at his size 14 shoes and said, “But they’re the same.”

How to cows count!

With a cowculator! 🙂

What do you call an old snowman?

Water 🙂

Where do you learn how make ice cream?

At Sundae School!!!

I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. 🙂

What do you call a noodle pretending?

An Impasta!

Why was the tissue dancing?

Because he but a little “boggie’’ in it!

  I am starting a segment called the Joke of the week. So every week I will try to give you a joke! So this is the Joke for this week!

Why is there yellow snow on the ground?

Because Elsa let it go!